
We came across this post on the Seattle Offiside which is somewhere between the territory of two of our favourite sites The Offside Rules and Kickette.com. In other words we loved it, so we pass it on to you for some afternoon humour.
We'd like to nominate the following players to the reserve side:
Gonzalo Peralta aka "Dude" (yes he made their list but he deserves to be a reserve)

Kei Kamara aka "Babylocks"

Michael Gavin aka "Breakfast Club"
Franco Caraccio aka "Emo2"
Nick Hatzke aka "FauxHawk"
Danny Dichio aka"Mr. Clean"
Bobby Boswell aka "Drago"
Pat Phelan aka "Shaggy"
Think This...
Not this...
Who would naturally bring us to....
Clyde Simms aka "Shaggy2"
Will Hesmer aka "Screech"
Medhi Ballochy aka "Sanjaya"
Honorable mention for....
Ben Olsen aka "Caveman" (get well soon)
Monday, May 12, 2008
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9 comments:
thanks for the post!!!
-Steve from the Seattle Offside
Appreciate the love guys, expect the same antics in the future
seriously a piece on hair?
Come on ladies lets get back to some real articles
gonzalo peralta DID make the list. did you read the article?
Quite right, he did make their list but considering how he has been playing he deserves to be a reserve. That said, we've added another legitimate reserve to our list. And you're in luck, he is also a defender: Michael Gavin
Hold the wedding. You gave the Sanjaya award to somebody that's not Calen Carr?
William Hesmer looks more like Ricky Bobby from Talledega Nights.
Re: Sanjaya, it was a tough decision not to give it to Calen Carr but in the end we had two forwards on our list already.
Carr would get an even more special title for his hair.
hey Soccer By Red Goff...any Crew fan will tell you that Hesmer = Ricky Bobby.
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